The Rules of Celebrity Dating
When you’re a celebrity, dating can be a challenge. You can’t just go out on the town and expect to find normal, healthy, well-adjusted people interested in a regular relationship. With the paparazzi hot on your tail and a face every American would recognize, no casual date goes unnoticed (and most reasonable potential suitors run screaming for the Hollywood Hills). So, many celebrities end up dating other celebrities: people who know what it’s like to live in the public eye, and who don’t mind the fracas. But who will end up with whom? Is there a method to this madness? Predicting the whims of Tinseltown’s citizens is one of the tabloids’ favorite games. Here’s a visualization that does just that.
The Royal Wedding vs. Normal Weddings: Comparing the Costs
For the observers, the best part about a celebrity love affair is the outrageously lavish wedding. Sure, there are a few celebrities who sneak off in secret to get married on a camera-free beach somewhere, but that’s clearly the exception to the rule. If you have to live in the limelight, you might as well make the most of it! And if you’re a celebrity who also happens to be heir apparent to the crown, well, consider opulence guaranteed. True to form, one of the most excessive, glamorous, and well publicized weddings in recent years was that of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton. The cash register chimes surrounding this high society affair practically drowned out the roar of the sun’s nuclear furnace. The infographic below compares the cost of the royal wedding to the cost of an average person’s marriage celebration.
The Most Stylish Celebrity Brides
Speaking of weddings, for those interested in emulating a celebrity bridal trend, look no further than this infographic. Learn all about the ensembles of five famous brides, including information on diamonds, designers, dress styles, and cost.
Of course, fashion is never just about fabric and jewels—with these celebrity brides, it sort of becomes a whole spectacle, right? People pour over every detail, from sleeve length to the kind of lace, as if deciphering the secret to everlasting happiness (spoiler: it rarely translates off the runway, but whatever). There’s always that one dress everyone has an opinion about, sparking midnight debates on social media or actual arguments at brunch tables. These moments basically set trends for years, whether folks like it or not.
There’s also the flip side: trying to identify which celeb wedding choices you can actually copy without selling a kidney. Most mortals won’t be walking down the aisle in a custom-made Vera Wang that costs more than a starter house. Still, Pinterest boards get filled, dressmakers quietly sigh, and a handful of bold brides decide a replica is possible if you squint hard enough. The fantasy lingers, because hey, it’s always fun to imagine yourself as the star of your own personal royal wedding—even if the closest you get is a knockoff tiara from Amazon.
The Shortest Celebrity Marriages
Celebrating celebrity marriages that work is much less exciting than tittering over the ones that don’t. This short infographic lines up couples that couldn’t go the distance (all of them split in under a year). Note Rudolph Valentino and Jean Acker’s record-breaking ¼ day marriage. Only in Hollywood.
Celebrity Breakups on Twitter
Breaking up is often painful. It’s not something most people feel like chatting about publicly, especially when the breakup is new. But like it or not, if you’re a celebrity you’d better be prepared for your fans to share their unsolicited thoughts on your personal breakup business. And what better venue for rapid-fire gossip than Twitter? Twitter is known for breaking news (and breakup news, as it were). The infographic below examines trending breakups from 2011 and 2012.
Notorious Celeb Divorces of 2011
2011 was a big year for high profile celebrity divorces. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split amidst extreme scandal: an illicit affair, a love child, and a history of the kind of inappropriateness Monday morning quarterbacks live for. Kim Kardashian’s five-second marriage to Chris Humphries cost $10 million (and whatever didn’t remain of her dignity). And the salacious and strange bond between Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher crumbled into so much stardust before the paparazzi’s very eyes.
The Weird World of Celebrity Divorce
Another ode to celebrity divorce, this infographic explores the details: settlements, weird negotiation requests, the longest and shortest marriages, and the repeat offenders. Note Rupert and Anna Murdoch’s $1.7 billion dollar settlement. (Yes, that’s billion with a b).
Anni Murray is a writer, editor, multimedia artist, amateur mycologist, and biology student. She is currently working on Prism, a speculative science fiction story cycle. All opinions expressed in this article are her own. Follow her on Twitter.
